Kid next door had a ton of boxes and shredded boxes between the two houses. I spent Saturday and got half of it, filling a large black trash bag. He saw me, 10 years old and said he would get the rest of it. Yesterday getting the trash out I noticed it was all still there and asked Lincoln to help me pick it up. ” I thought Dylan was going to get the rest of it” Lincoln says. “So did I Linc, but I asked him twice and he told me twice he would pick it up. I guess he lied to me.” Lincoln puffs up and says “Well I’m not going to be friends with him anymore because no one lies to my mom but me!”

So damn funny, I didn’t have the heart to say “how about no one lie to me …”