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A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim.”
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: “Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave.”
I like to think I can fimd humor im most things, at least I try. Every state, every campaign, ends up with a classic story. Might have the one for Arkansas but the effort is young. Went to a restaurant and at the end I turned to the lady and said “what do you have for desssert” and she says “Let me see if the grease is still hot” and I smile and say but I don’t want to know if the grease is still hot, just what’s on the dessert menu. She says but all of our desserts are fried. it was just so classic because of the presumption. I didn’t order anything but considered a cholestrol test ..
